Billions Of Billious Blue Blistering Barnacles

Two of my friends questioned my motives behind blogging. Which made me think(A rare phenomenon..)..They were asking if it was-

A. To express my ideas through this medium and find similar minded people.

B. To basically be popular(?) via my blogs.

C. To hook up with a chick(Courtesy Siddharth…)

I thought it would be an easy option for me..It wasn’t.

When you really think about it you can’t really dismiss any option.

Although one thing they forgot was that this place also acts like a Pensieve(Credits to Sanika..)

You can just offload your memories here..so you can revisit them when you want to…..

Specially those small ones that you might not remember, but which still manage to bring a smile on your face whenever you think about them

[For girls its hooking up with guys of course...]

(I know it sounds a bit shallow, but still….)

So currently in a dilemma……..

Since no one has come forward to explain to me the “Strikethrough” phenomenon(and more importantly how to remove it..) ,I am going to do what most pseudo-”religious” people have been doing for ages..Blame it on the Paranormal…. Maybe this is the work of some Bloggergeist.The quintessential white “chadar” atma . Or is it a B-Grade Hollywood slasher(Subset of HORROR) flick where people who have strikethroughs against their names, are going to die the most gruesome death. Your choices are-

A.Non-Stop Himesh

B.Anup Jalota remixes

C.Siddhu ki commentary

D.Laughter challenge N(n-> 1 to infinity) + option C= Unimaginable pain

E.Mithun Da Z-grade movies(Barring Kanti Shah’s Gunda and Loha)

F. The easy way- At the hands of Hannibal Lectre where he makes you eat a part of yourself and then jumps in to finish the job.

So like everything on TV (and supposedly in our govt.) you get to vote here.

Kindly put your suggestions(Votes) in the comment box.

PS- Nagraj, Sanika, Aditya, Snehas ,Aniket, Ramanand and Kapeesh..beware..

For security “Who you gonna call?”..

Here is their number- 98900 98900 (Airtel’s bill collection dept. is sure to have some toughies.. ICICI’s does…If any doubts then ask the man who decided to cross the River Styx in a hurry because of them….)

[I know I have gone overboard with the "POP" culture references..]

As the great Homer Simpson once said”D’Oh”(Ok not once, many times).

I seem to have run into my first obstacle . My blogroll shows a strikethrough for the blog links that I have visited. For some reason, I can’t get it out .

As I am too lazy to actually look around, if anyone sees that strikethrough and/or knows a way to remove it, please let me know.

PS- The reward will be a “fantastic” dinner with yours truly*.

That * refers to what I would like to call ” Conditions Apply”.

You can see those conditions right after the star, albeit you will be using a microscope for that. It is still a bigger font than the one on most loan forms …