The Chronicles Of The Stupid Kind-I
This not a blogpost per se ……more of a lesson to all the curious people out there who wish to unravel the mysteries of nature………
This was back in the year of 1991…it was a nice morning….sun was shining …birds were chirping ……..dogs were fighting…..you know the routine…
I was roaming around near the frontyard and it was at that moment that curiousity struck…….
Now one has to understand that human mind(specially one belonging to a 5yr old kid) is one of the weirdest things in the world….It can arrive at the stupidest of conclusions and make them look perfectly logical and intelligent…..
Something similar happened to me…..
I was a curious little child..
I saw a buffalo outside…quitely going about its buisness…
eating grass..
I couldnt take my eyes off it………
I noticed that it was black(great observation..I know)
Then my eyes fell on a piece of coal lying besides me……
and then I had a bulb moment(You know like the ones in cartoons where a bulb lights above your head)…
So I …Yash the fearless(read as “insanely dumb”) went ahead and tried to feed the buffalo that piece[(I thought the buffalo was black because it ate coal...Parents work for Coal India Ltd. , so there was a lot of coal lying around)]………with disastrous result……….
Stupid thing stepped on my fingers and shattered them to pieces……….
all the trouble just because I tried to feed it………..
Anyway…I learned a very important lesson that day…….
which i want to pass on to my friends……
STUPIDITY HURTS
PS—I have posted this before on an old blog…But I seriously doubt that anyone ever read it…
