Billions Of Billious Blue Blistering Barnacles

I have never been a very religious person. But now I have seen the error of my ways. I have seen the light (And the Halogen Lamp emitting it.) .

I am converting. From an occasional Hindu, to a devout Pastafarian.

ALL HAIL THE “FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER” ….Now here is a God that you can eat.

PS__New discoveries

There are a few worries–

As per the directives of the Pastafarian wing (The kitchen part) of The Western Branch of American Reform Presbylutheranism (A branch of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster) I have to be “touched by his noodly appendages”.

Disclaimer–The Reform Presbylutheranism is wrongly quoted in THE SIMPSONS to be a protestant church. It is just the set up used by our beloved Rev.Lovejoy to get money from the govt.(If any money is left after the wars and the donations to Synagogs)

At first I thought it would symbolic.

However I didn’t know that this “initiation” was a very literal process. After seeing the initiation pics of a young and “rompant” Max Mosely , I have become very very suspicious of this religion and will wait & see for a while before going ahead with my conversion.

Here, we have a “touching” painting of the The Saintly Mr.Mosely discovering new moves not mentioned in the kinkiest sex book one could find (including Kamasutra).

This inspired the cult classic “The Noodle and The Cock”.

But I have to say ; this procedure opened up a whole new genre of Porn to me. Never knew that “Shagadilic Spaghedeity” , “Divine Dicks” and “Religious Romps” were TWBOARP (The name of the church mentioned above) sponsored movies, shot against the ceiling. (These stunts were enabled by the slimy hold of the great “Spaghetti Monster”).

PPS_ I just found out that our Shagadilic Spaghedeity has taken to beastiality. He was recently found ca”noodling” away to glory with the Invisible Pink Unicorn.