The Worstest Joke Ever
This has to be the worst joke anyone has ever msged/told me.
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What do you call a girl who has dated men before you?
Predated.
What do you call yourself?
Predator
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I challange anyone to come up with a joke to compete with this, in the race towards the deepest pits of the Mines of Moria.
Or should I say Mount Doom? (It will remove the possibility of this joke ever being resurrected. I am pretty sure Mount Doom was the source though.)
Here’s one I still haven’t figured it out (scientifically):
All electrons were having a party when suddenly protons entered and attacked them. A hero comes and saves them.
Electrons ask: Who are you?
Hero: Bond… Covalent Bond.
%$^&*^$^$@?!
Avnish
April 30, 2008 at 12:28 pm
No…there are worse jokes…some dont even make sense..
like this one…
Yashomati mayya se boli Nandalala….
many enters in the mobile window, making you press the bottom scroll button many times(or in some cases, just press and hold)
Isko laga daala to life jhingalala….
now what is this…it has no sense, it isn’t even close enough to be called a joke, but still you laugh….i laughed so much, i almost fell of my bike…!!!!!
Sanjeev
May 4, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Well i could beat that joke:
Yo mommas pussey’s so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn or
Yo mommas sooo fat while walkin to walmart she triped over k-mart and landed on target.
Shane
December 2, 2008 at 2:12 pm