The Bearded Assassin/Messiah
A friend of mine (read Zizou) is in Amrika right now. He bought a T-Shirt with this quote on it–
If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris, you may only have seconds to live.
He also lead me to this site called Chuck Norris Facts.<The source of the above mentioned quote> It is hilarious.
My personal favorite (and apparently Chuck Norris’ too) is this —
“They once tried to carve Chuck Norris’s face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn’t hard enough for his beard.”
my favourite ones were:
When the Bogeyman goes to sleep he checks the closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity …twice.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Aditya
May 26, 2008 at 6:12 am
There is an extension of a Bob Saget fact to the first one.
When the Bogeyman goes to sleep he checks the closet for Chuck Norris.
Then Bob Saget gets Boogeyman a glass of warm milk, tells him a story, tucks him in and kisses him goodnight.
Yash
May 26, 2008 at 6:27 am
overgenerous says : I absolutely agree with this !
overgenerous
May 28, 2008 at 11:38 am
The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.
Sameer
June 3, 2008 at 5:20 pm