Archive for June 22nd, 2008
What If….
Wonder what would happen if….
- Someone ate Hannibal Lecter’s liver with Fava beans and a nice Chianti ?
- Someone roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris’ head off ?
- Someone groped Arnold Schwarzenegger ?
- Someone “did” Bill Clinton when he was an intern ?
- Steven Segal could act ?
- Tom Cruise had to go to a therapist and lie down on a couch. Now we all know that it is for jumping, not sleeping .
- Someone murders OJ because she found he was cheating on her.
- Ekta Kapoor actually watched what she is producing. (She would probably kill herself.)
- Bhajji is slapped by someone?
- Karan Johar was gay!? (Ok, this is a bogey.)
-Jose Murinho admitted that his team deserved to lose.
- Rajnikanth and Kamal Hasan did a movie together, with Jayalalitha as the heroine.
- Bush had any measurable IQ.
-Pamela Anderson never went from ‘B’ to ”DD” to ‘F’ to god knows where…
- Mallika Sherawat was in a movie with Ayatollah Khomeini.
- CPI realized that Communism is dead.
- India went to war with Italy with Sonia memsaab as the PM.
- Devegowda had morals.
- Aamir Khan started another game show– The Ace Khan maybe..
- This post made any sense…..
PS_ I am pleased to inform everyone that the Lambs have indeed stopped screaming.
