Billions Of Billious Blue Blistering Barnacles

Wonder what would happen if….

- Someone ate Hannibal Lecter’s liver with Fava beans and a nice Chianti ?

- Someone roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris’ head off ?

- Someone groped Arnold Schwarzenegger ?

- Someone “did” Bill Clinton when he was an intern ?

- Steven Segal could act ?

- Tom Cruise had to go to a therapist and lie down on a couch. Now we all know that it is for jumping, not sleeping .

- Someone murders OJ because she found he was cheating on her.

- Ekta Kapoor actually watched what she is producing. (She would probably kill herself.)

- Bhajji is slapped by someone?

- Karan Johar was gay!? (Ok, this is a bogey.)

-Jose Murinho admitted that his team deserved to lose.

- Rajnikanth and Kamal Hasan did a movie together, with Jayalalitha as the heroine.

- Bush had any measurable IQ.

-Pamela Anderson never went from ‘B’ to ”DD” to ‘F’ to god knows where…

- Mallika Sherawat was in a movie with Ayatollah Khomeini.

- CPI realized that Communism is dead.

- India went to war with Italy with Sonia memsaab as the PM.

- Devegowda had morals.

- Aamir Khan started another game show– The Ace Khan maybe..

- This post made any sense…..

PS_ I am pleased to inform everyone that the Lambs have indeed stopped screaming.