Dummies Guide To Becoming A Superhero
MOST IMPORTANT, Zeroeth Law- Wear undies over pants. Flashy if possible, unless you want to go the Batman way.
1.Find a weird looking meteorite and touch it, or jump into any weird looking power source you see. Or easiest option, get bug bytes.
2. Find a stupid catch phrase or “iconic line ” (??)- like “With great power comes great responsibility”
3.Choose a city which seems to be the centre of all sorts of alien attacks, and resurrection spot of demons. (Would help if the city was located right on top of some ancient bug city.)
4. Have a lame alternate personality. Unless of course you are Bruce Wayne, in which case- Dude, you are a billionare, why wear tight black clothes(Which look as if shoplifted from a S&M shop) at night.??
5.Make sure you have a female interest on both sides of the law.
6.Have a tragic past- If you don’t, then invent one.
7.Have stupid rules like A]Not killing people. B]Always flying on the right hand side of the track.
8.Make sure you have a friend who has the potential to go bad, and fast. Otherwise the lack of personal tragedy might put off viewers.
9.If you are a female looking to be a superhero- follow the Wonder Woman model of clothing.
10.Remember that if you are using rope/web for flying from one point to another, even if you have nothing on top of you, you can still dangle and jump straigh as an arrow.
11.For new villain creation, put people in jail who have kids with superpowers.
12. Make sure you crossover into someone else’s story.
13.Have epilogues stinkier than a baboons backside. (Though I believe nothing can beat SORRY SHAKTIMAAN) In case I offended you, Sorry Shaktimaan.
14.And last but not the least, always have a weakness that can be exploited (apart from gulliability of course) . No one likes it if you are invincible.
