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What If….

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Wonder what would happen if….

– Someone ate Hannibal Lecter’s liver with Fava beans and a nice Chianti ?

– Someone roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris’ head off ?

– Someone groped Arnold Schwarzenegger ?

– Someone “did” Bill Clinton when he was an intern ?

– Steven Segal could act ?

– Tom Cruise had to go to a therapist and lie down on a couch. Now we all know that it is for jumping, not sleeping .

– Someone murders OJ because she found he was cheating on her.

– Ekta Kapoor actually watched what she is producing. (She would probably kill herself.)

– Bhajji is slapped by someone?

– Karan Johar was gay!? (Ok, this is a bogey.)

-Jose Murinho admitted that his team deserved to lose.

– Rajnikanth and Kamal Hasan did a movie together, with Jayalalitha as the heroine.

– Bush had any measurable IQ.

-Pamela Anderson never went from ‘B’ to ”DD” to ‘F’ to god knows where…

– Mallika Sherawat was in a movie with Ayatollah Khomeini.

– CPI realized that Communism is dead.

– India went to war with Italy with Sonia memsaab as the PM.

– Devegowda had morals.

– Aamir Khan started another game show– The Ace Khan maybe..

– This post made any sense…..

PS_ I am pleased to inform everyone that the Lambs have indeed stopped screaming.


Written by yasho

June 22, 2008 at 12:48 pm

Obstacle Course

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Anyone who has ever walked on PMC’s red sidewalks must have gone through something akin to a military obstacle course. Bhajiwalas, Puncture shops, Couples who refuse to find a cosier place.

I have found a new weapon in the arsenal of the god of bad luck. Dog poop.

Anyone who walks a dog should be made to pick it up. People squirm when they see someone else spitting and call it uncivilized. But the same people have no issues if their pedigree mutt is dumping away to glory on the sidewalk.

Talk about hypocrisy…….

Written by yasho

June 16, 2008 at 3:20 am

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